Monday, April 20, 2009
All in a day's work
Two pit bulls jumped through the screen window and attacked. Broken toe because your girlfriend pushed you down the stairs. Big toe nail ripped off because you had a bad dream and kicked the night stand. Gun shot wound to the shoulder. Broken nose and forehead laceration from falling face first after being tazed by the cops (he ran b/c he is wanted in Cali for manslaughter). Electric saw to the thigh. Forearm laceration because your mom pushed you through a window (she was drunk).
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2 comments:
I feel the sorriest for the dream guy. I mean, that's a double whammy: bad dream AND hurt toe.
Where do these crazy people come from? Ditto to the last commmemt too.
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