So when I moved into my new place, I never really had a chance to meet the neighbors because I was in a cast for the first few months. I went to get the mail today and the following conversation ensued with a very bored looking 9 year old pacing up and down the street.
boy: "Are you a Dr.?" (I'm in green scrubs)
me: "Nope"
boy: (really confused look) "I can jump really high"
me: "You should play basketball"
boy: "You know when you get bit by a spider?"
me: (never recalling this, I nod anyways)
boy: "That's why I can jump high"
me: "No. You can jump high because you are tall and coordinated."
boy: (Another confused look) "Where is the other girl?"
me: "The one with the car? She moved."
boy: (another confused look) "I can jump as high as the roof"
4 comments:
Andrew and I liked this story. :)
1. You've never been bit by a spider?
2. I like how you try to crush his imagination but he doesn't care.
how old was this tall/coordinated boy? spider bits suck. I was bit 2 year ago while on vacation in Oregon. I can't jump as high as a roof! Maybe the boy tells lies.
HIlariOUS!!!!
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