Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Who takes the cake?
Today had good variety. I had a guy coming off crack. I put 7 staples into a lady's head who slipped in her kitchen. A homeless lady passed out due to dehydration and broke her ankle. I cleaned abscesses from a meth addict who used gasoline to clean hardwood glue off his skin. A man with a broken jaw from being mugged or the guy who drank a little to much, fell and lacerated his own tongue?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
Never a dull moment..when there are crazies involved.
wow. that is some tough competition. all this in one day??
Well, I certainly wouldn't give the cake to the meth guy, because the frosting would probably hurt. And the broken jaw guy can't eat much yet either, and the lacerated-tongue lush probably isn't ready for cake just yet himself. I'd be careful about where I served aforementioned cake, because I wouldn't want the staple lady to slip in her own kitchen again. I'd be OK with giving it to the homeless lady as long as it came with a nice tall glass of milk, and possibly a bed for the night.
Just out of curiosity, it is a common practice to award cake to injury victims? Because I've never been offered any. And feel a little snubbed.
Post a Comment